There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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