Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
