All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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