used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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