I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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