I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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