Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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