Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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