I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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