discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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