Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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