New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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