I want to make a zoo with you.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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