You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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