guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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