They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
