Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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