I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You are a genius and a whore.
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