Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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