ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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