hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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