I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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