if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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