Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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