So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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