Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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