So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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