I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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