I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My vagina is officially offended.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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