You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You are the jesus of drinking
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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