I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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