I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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