She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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