I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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