I feel like I'm in dance class right now
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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