Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So squirting runs in the family.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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