Whatcha textin bout Willis?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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