Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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