Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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