Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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