nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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