what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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