we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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