was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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