are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You are a genius and a whore.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
