Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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