Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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