I swear she didn't look like that last week.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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