He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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