You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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