problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How naked do you want me to be?
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