Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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