I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
