I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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