i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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