im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I deserve this hangover.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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